Dawn of the Sex Tape of Hercules!!!!

I am very sorry. Some how after I typed these reviews up they never got posted. You all have my deepest apologies and here are the reviews for the last 3 movies I have made time to catch. 

   Dawn of the Planet of the Apes...Holy crap! This is by far the best movie of the summer so far. If you enjoyed the first one you will not be even the slightest bit disappointed with the sequel. When this franchise got the reboot treatment I was skeptical to say the least. But I thought the last one was hands down a great a film. And this one...it took the already intriguing story and characters from the first and made them so much better. Deeper. And all around more bad ass. The apes look so life like I actually forgot that i was CGI while I was watching. I got completely engrossed in the movie, the emotion, everything. Also for a 2 hour movie...it felt more like 1 1/2 by the end. I can not wait to see more of this world they have created. 

Now for the score....I give Dawn of the Planet of the Apes...

9 Fedoras out of 10!

  

 I highly recommend this movie, but if you did not watch the first. You should, and then watch this one. I personally am not a fan of the old ones...never got into them. These are nothing like them. 

   Sex Tape...sounds like a bad porn movie made for theaters. Anyways! Sex Tape is one the dumbest movies I have seen lately...It really tried hard to be funny but every other scene was too long, the jokes/comedic timing of situations just did not work for me. My aunt that saw this with me loved it however. She laughed through out the whole thing. While I only chuckled a few times. So unfortunately....

I must give Sex Tape a score of  4 Fedoras out of 10...Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel had great chemistry but over all the movie was a flop for me. Was a boring time with half baked story.

   "I AM HERCULES!!!!"....We all know the quote fro the trailers...now here is my opinion of the movie it self! So we all know that early this year there was another Hercules movie that came out that I hope...like me...everyone is trying to forget. And f your having trouble with that...watch this movie! The Rock was made for this role, he did the best he could with what he was given...I know right now that wording has gt you wondering if I liked or hated or the movie. Let me tell you. I enjoyed this movie. BUT, it was not without its issues. I expect a certain level of corny though when I see anything Hercules related because of the history/mythology of the character. Had they made this a more adult oriented movie and changed up the dialogue a little here and there this would of a been a very passable history action flick. And even though this was 100% better than The Legend of Hercules from earlier this year...Heads up...the trailers for this movie were/are very very misleading...

My score for Hercules is...6.5 Fedoras out of 10! Not a horrible movie, but it certainly could of been soo much more...

Again to all those that read and enjoy my small opinions on movies I am sorry that these ones never made it up earlier. I will be more cautious in the future to make sure you get my reviews closer to the release dates so you can make/have more time to see the ones that are worth the time! 

Thanks for reading and the support!